What's in the alpha
More depth than your left back's defending
This isn't Football Manager. It's messier, funnier, and set in a car park
at 9am on a Sunday. Here's what you're working with.
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Live Match Commentary
Play-by-play chaos with half-time talks, subs, red cards, and a keeper who should never have gone in goal.
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Pub Scouting & Signings
Send Dave the assistant to watch other games. Arrange pint meetings. Try seven different approaches to convince a bloke to join.
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Player Morale & Traits
Every player has a mood. The Dressing Room DJ lifts the whole squad. The Poacher sulks if he doesn't score. The Hot Head earns another yellow.
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12-Attribute Player Cards
Finishing, Composure, Stamina and nine more — all on a 1–20 Sunday League scale. View key stats at a glance, drill into the full sheet.
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League & Cup Double
Four divisions, three cups, automatic promotion and relegation. Start in Division 4 and work your way up — or get dumped down.
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Squad Finances & Sponsors
Subs, pitch costs, kit washes, the bloke who never pays. Get a sponsor, keep them happy, or lose the income when results go south.
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Injuries & Suspensions
Your best striker pulls his hammy in training. Your only keeper is banned for three weeks. Welcome to Sunday League management.
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Pitch & Weather Events
Frost postponements, a pitch that's half mud, kit disasters, power cuts, and other events that only happen at this level.
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Player & Club History
Season-by-season career records, top scorer tables, club trophies, biggest wins. Stats that actually matter to the lads.
